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Bong Mitzvah 

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.
Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?
Bong Mitzvah by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010
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Bong Mitzvah 

Having a killer blaze session with a bong.
Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!

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