During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.
by Ekim C Live September 06, 2013
When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.
While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.
by ronchx October 24, 2009
by slap happy rice October 24, 2007
A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.
"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."
"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."
"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."
by Jake Adams November 07, 2007
Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.
Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.
Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.
by bumbleclot February 12, 2009
by jabooleha August 21, 2003
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