Boner Contention
When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.
Boner Contention by Birdcore February 23, 2010
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Boner of Contention
The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.
My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.
Boner of Contention by Duncan7 July 25, 2011
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bone of contention
An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
bone of contention by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006
bone connection
–noun
1.
associated in sexual relations
2.
characterized by or involving in a sexual association or feeling
3.
characterized by or suggesting sex or intimacy
4.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or sexual experience.
5.
engaged in or characterized by sexual relations.
6.
detailed; deep: a more intimate analysis.
7.
inmost; deep within.
8.
of, pertaining to, or existing in the inmost depths of the mind: intimate beliefs.
1.
associated in sexual relations
2.
characterized by or involving in a sexual association or feeling
3.
characterized by or suggesting sex or intimacy
4.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or sexual experience.
5.
engaged in or characterized by sexual relations.
6.
detailed; deep: a more intimate analysis.
7.
inmost; deep within.
8.
of, pertaining to, or existing in the inmost depths of the mind: intimate beliefs.
bone connection by s2kmikey December 10, 2010
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.