Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.

My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.

by Duncan7 July 25, 2011

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

bone connection

–noun
1.
associated in sexual relations
2.
characterized by or involving in a sexual association or feeling
3.
characterized by or suggesting sex or intimacy
4.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or sexual experience.
5.
engaged in or characterized by sexual relations.
6.
detailed; deep: a more intimate analysis.
7.
inmost; deep within.
8.
of, pertaining to, or existing in the inmost depths of the mind: intimate beliefs.

Clint can't be friends with his exes. They've already had the bone connection.

by s2kmikey December 10, 2010