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bone in the closet 

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.
"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."
bone in the closet by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

Bone in the closet 

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."

humourus like the bone in your arm 

this is a phrase commonly used by myself, The Popster, and Conrad the sailor. It means something is funny, or humourus, and therefore like the bone in your arm.
Oh dear Char has browned the sofa
humourus like the bone in your arm

Whats written in the bone, cannot be undone in the flesh.

You are who you are no matter what.
why is dude so shaddy?, cause, whats written in the bone, cannot be undone in the flesh.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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