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bon voyage 

a goodbye fuck with a friend that you've never actually fucked. typically two people who've always had a lot of sexual tension but couldn't get it on for some reason.
Before my hot married neighbor moved away I gave her one hell of a bon voyage.
bon voyage by cud May 30, 2009

Bon Voyage 

To hookup with an employee/colleague just before your last day.
"Did you hear what Matt from HR did last night with Lexie?" "Yea man he pulled a total Bon Voyage"
Bon Voyage by TheRealSatoshi February 5, 2018

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker 

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.
Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker 

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.
"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

Bon Voyage Brisket 

Defecating in an airport soap dispenser, causing the next persons hands to be cleansed with a hint of poop
Jayson: before we boarded, i used the bathroom cleaned my hands, but for some reason they still smell like crap!

T - HAHA!! you got the Bon Voyage Brisket!

Bon appétit and Bon voyage 

A french saying for “hit it and quit it
Eat the pussy, fuck, say goodbye without cuddling
I met a beautiful french girl last night, you know how it went down, bon appétit and bon voyage