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Bolton break

During a zoom quiz; when one must leave abruptly to attend to urination or any immediate domestic task without announcing their sudden absence; planning to return in the style of English quizzer Andy Bolton.
Di: “Where’s Andy? “
Gerard: “He must be on a Bolton Break.”
Ken: “I believe I’ll take one too while he’s away.”
by Onewholinks July 19, 2023
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Boston Break job

A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a break disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.
"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Break job"
by Rolo Tony April 30, 2009
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Boston Brakes

"the boston brakes": assassination technique developed in boston by the s.i.s
a technique in wich microchip transceiver's built into cars (mostly after theft and recovery)override the steering column and braking funtions causing seemingly out of control accidents
drift, powerslide, and or skid marks are all commonly found in cases involving the "boston brakes" the "boston brakes" theory has been proven through scientific studies to be real and is believed to be the method used for the assassination of princess diana!
random idiot:"did you know princess diana got into a car accident and died because her driver was drunk"

man who studies:"diana was a victim of "the boston brakes" assassination technique asshole..... and saying thats just a conspiracy theory is like saying JFK died naturally.... do your research"
by KZ2DP March 19, 2008
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Boston Breakfast

When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.
Mike: Hey bro, how was your night?
Davis: Pretty great, I took my girl out for Boston Breakfast
by Kernobog March 12, 2019
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Boston Brake Job

A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a brake disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.
"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Brake job"
by Rolo Tony May 1, 2009
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Boston E-brake

The act of one man pulling on the other mans penis while engaged in Male missionary sex.
While Clay Aiken was doing Neil Patrick Harris, Male Missionary style, Clay Aiken reached down and gave Neil Patrick Harris a Boston E-brake.
by Ballsy Supercock July 30, 2010
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Boston Bay Breakfast

When your obese female spouse shits on your stomach and pounds her ass on it, making a pancake. Then you put her milk from her lactating titties in her ass and fuck her until it turns into butter and spread it on your pancake. Then she pisses on it as a final touch. Spreading it on your dick, then feeding it to her.
Blake's mom gave me the best Boston Bay Breakfast the other morning. Licking my lips all day.
by thebutterchurner January 7, 2026
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