Boglegs

To become "boglegged" and indeed have "boglegs" you have to spend a good deal of time on the toilet, after a while the blood flow to your legs is restricted and as a result you get hyper pins and needles and your legs go all Mongy and you cant walk when you stand up.

I was found on the floor of the toilet with me cecks round me ankles and widdle on me stomach as I stood up when I had boglegs and went arse over tits.

by Dave Almighty June 23, 2009

grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.

While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."

by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008

bogles

a nickname for any STI that a person may have, a person would use it if they are trying to wind someone up instead of saying a specific STI that that person may or may not have.

p1 - "duuuuuude, you got bogles big style!"
p2- "yeah totally, whatever you say man..."

by chubbyblueee February 23, 2010

Bog Legs

A person with abnormally large calves

Person 1: Hey, why are your calves so large?
Person 2: I got the bog legs my dude.

by Michael MACDONALD December 3, 2017