2 definitions by Dave Almighty

In an office situation you rest your cock and balls on a colleagues shoulder.
I was on a call to Zimbabwe, next thing I know I smell scampi fries, I turn around and someone has done the Evil Parrott on me.
by Dave Almighty June 22, 2009
To become "boglegged" and indeed have "boglegs" you have to spend a good deal of time on the toilet, after a while the blood flow to your legs is restricted and as a result you get hyper pins and needles and your legs go all Mongy and you cant walk when you stand up.
I was found on the floor of the toilet with me cecks round me ankles and widdle on me stomach as I stood up when I had boglegs and went arse over tits.
by Dave Almighty June 23, 2009