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tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.
I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

floating a boat 

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.
Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.
floating a boat by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

floating your boat 

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills
person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

floating the boat 

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."
"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."
floating the boat by azer29 November 6, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026