Board Butt

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When your ass is SO flat any hard flat surface hurts to sit on longer than 30seconds at a time.

Ugh i have board butt so bad.

Board Butt by Boardbuttbitch September 5, 2026

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Board Butt

When your ass is SO flat any hard flat surface hurts to sit on longer than 30seconds at a time.

Ugh i have board butt so bad.

Board Butt by Boardbuttbitch September 5, 2026

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beard butt

A person who wears a tinsle garland srand like a thong. Done to evoke laughter. Prank by young children.

Joel: What's up beard butt?

Sarah: That's what!

beard butt by boat crew April 16, 2011

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Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them

Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!

Beard Butt by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011

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Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

Butt Beard by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015

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butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

butt beard by Cindi44 February 15, 2008

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butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

butt beard by Cindi44 January 12, 2009

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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