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BMW car using it's turn signal 

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.
Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."

BMW syndrome 

Drivers of luxury cars found to give pedestrians the right of way 3x less than those driving less expensive vehicles; 4x more likely to cut off other drivers.
He's got a BMW syndrome! Pay attention!
BMW syndrome by GretaLocatelli August 2, 2022

BMW 3 series 

30 years of sport sedan success. From the 2002 to the present fifth generation e90 sedan, the BMW 3 series has been the benchmark for premium sport sedans. A car to be driven not to be driven in. One of the greatest looking cars on the road. Better than Mercedes C class, Audi A4 and any japanese sedans ex: Lexus.
That BMW 3 series is a sick car

BMW 6 series 

The BMW 6 series, otherwise known as the BMW E24 is the last truly great BMW ever made. It has a coupé design (pronounced coopay), powered by the M30 or S88/S38 engine, a variant of the engine used in the BMW M1 (the second last truly great BMW ever made).

The car has extremely broad appeal, loved even by people who wouldn't normally consider themselves car enthusiasts. Some even hold the car in high regard from an artistic standpoint and a number were painted by artists such as Ernest Fuchs and Robert Rauschenberg. Diggory Venn even has written many great poems about them and his travels in the across the Australian outback.

It is a truly great car that a very select few get to appreciate ownership of.
Lowered E30 owner: eh bro check out that hectic Bimmer

Ferrari owner: show some respect, that's a BMW 6 series - it's truly the best car ever made.
BMW 6 series by Choadie January 22, 2009

bmw driver syndrome 

When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.
Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!

Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.

Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!

BMW 3 Series 

A very fine automobile. Very sporty indeed, BMW pioneered the sports sedan with this (along with the M3). Regardless how how much horse power some American POS has bet your fine ass that a bimmer can match it's speed with 100less hp. What BMW puts into this car is pure magic that while maybe isn't better for some this magic is just on a whole different level than Mercedes Benz, Audi, Lexus, etc. This magic alone is why a $60k (M3) car can light up someones face more than a $200k car. Don't talk shit about this car being a "poor mans BMW" because I doubt you have 45k to spend on a fully loaded 3 series sedan let alone the coupe with all wheel drive or the IS model or even the M3.
Person1: I just got a new BMW 3 series, I LOVE it!
Persom2: zomg my Benz is so cooler
Person1: right...now I see what Mercedes Benz has been degraded to in the US.
BMW 3 Series by CTU_FieldAgent200 August 29, 2010