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Bluntberry 

Sorta like a "Strawberry" but instead of a female who has sex or do sexual favors for crack to the dopeman. A bluntberry is female that is for some reason always around when there is weed similar to a strawberry she will exchange favors for a couple hits of your blunt.
Dude 1: Yo T.T. is coming over

Dude 2: Damn that bluntberry is also over here when there is some weed around.
Dude 1: Fuck it... that bluntberry can clean the house all she gonna want to do is smoke and fuck
Bluntberry by TjuanyMackda216kid September 14, 2010
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Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.
Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Blueberry Chugger by drp5 March 12, 2011

Bunberry 

verb. Inventing an excuse to avoid obligations (such as dinner parties with insufferable aunts). esp. an excuse that involves travel

etymology: in The Importance of Being Ernest by Oscar Wilde the character initially called "Algernon" invents a friend named "Bunberry" who is an invalid plagued by sporadic, inexplicable disease, and whom Algernon visits regularly.
Mr. Williams left town to visit his sick friend, perhaps he's Bunberrying and really seeing a mistress.
Bunberry by absolutegeek December 13, 2009

blueberry faygo 

Person 1: Man have you tried Blueberry Faygo.

Person 2: Yeah man that shit is fye.

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.
Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.
Blueberry cocktail by picklepatty November 13, 2011

Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.
Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.

Blueberry Ale 

A prime deviation of what beer was intended to be. Only women should feel comfortable ordering any beer/berry combination.
It is a known fact that drinking blueberry ale makes you want to suck cock.
Blueberry Ale by Definerofgayness October 20, 2020