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Blunt Cunt 

A person (usually female) who simultaneously smokes marijuana and is a huge bitch. bitch stoner
Girl: Did you know Rachel has loads of pot in her car?
Guy: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Girl: Never knew she was such a blunt cunt.
Blunt Cunt by GregariousDude April 15, 2015

blunt cunt 

When someone tells you the truth bluntly and doesn't sugarcoat it in any way at all but instead, delivers the truth in the rudest and worst way possible.
She told me that if I don't get my gap tooth fixed, I'll look like a hillbilly for the rest of my life and no one will take me seriously. She's such a blunt cunt.
blunt cunt by GreenJesus May 10, 2018

Blunt before Cunt

It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.
Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?

Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.

Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!
Blunt before Cunt by BigBadNasty October 6, 2011

cunt-blunt 

A cunt blunt is a sex/drug act where the man bakes a batch of pot brownies, crumbles it, stuffs it into the vagina of a female, and then proceeds to eat her out.

The result is a pleasureful experience for both parties.

This is not to be confused with the Cleveland cunt-blunt, where the pot brownie is packed into the anus and then eaten out. The results of the Cleveland have led to mixed reviews.
I had a cunt-blunt last night.

My boyfriend cunt-blunted me.

We enjoy cunt-blunting.

I was Cleveland cunt-blunted yesterday. I didn't like it.
cunt-blunt by ziggy811 September 14, 2010

Cunt blunt punt stunt 

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!
I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.
Cunt blunt punt stunt by joshfo August 23, 2012

cunt blunt 

verb
to frustrate the sexual ambitions of a female; female gender-specific equivalent of cock blockage

noun
1. the act of cunt blunting

2. a person who frequently cunt blunts females in their vicinity
I got so cunt blunted last night- Jeremy didn't even look at me once.

Don't cunt blunt me on this one, I need some cock tonight.

Brenda is such a cunt blunt, not one guy in the club hit on me last night.
cunt blunt by umme July 15, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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