Blumpkin

The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.

Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.

by Von Hayes March 10, 2005

blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job

she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice

by cooterfuzz January 26, 2021

blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

by TheCraw April 23, 2008

Blumpkin

When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet

Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.

by Jakesolly March 11, 2016

blumpkin

Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

by blumpkinmaster December 20, 2007

blumpkin

The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.

After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.

by CassiusKarp June 9, 2010