Bluffin' with my Muffin 

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

Bluffin' with my Muffin by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin 

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

Bluffin' with my Muffin by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

bluffin' with my muffin 

faking orgasm

my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin

bluffin' with my muffin by professor michael August 18, 2010

Bluffin' with my Muffin 

When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.

Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.

Bluffin' with my Muffin by Psychalike October 16, 2010

Bluffin' with my muffin 

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

Bluffin' with my muffin by kiwiwtina February 6, 2009

Bluffin with my muffin 

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009

Bluffin With My Muffin 

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"

Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"

Bluffin With My Muffin by London_Girl January 12, 2010