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Bluffin' with my Muffin 

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the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.
'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'
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Bluffin' with my Muffin 

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While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.
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Bluffin with my muffin • bluffin with his muffin • Bluffin with your muffin • bluffin • Bluffin McMuffin • Bluffin' N' Chuffin' • Bluffin Top • Muffin Bluffin' • body bluffin' • buffin'

bluffin' with my muffin 

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faking orgasm
my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin
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Bluffin' with my Muffin 

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When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.
Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.
Bluffin' with my Muffin by Psychalike October 16, 2010
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Bluffin' with my muffin 

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The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."
Bluffin' with my muffin by kiwiwtina February 6, 2009
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Bluffin with my muffin 

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Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009
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Bluffin With My Muffin 

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To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"
Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"
Bluffin With My Muffin by London_Girl January 12, 2010
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