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Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!

This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.
I was pounding some girl and that bitch pulled that mother fucking blueberry surprise shit on me.
by ARan714 December 10, 2009
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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."

Hugo - "Nice dude."
by BrokenCYDEisCool July 25, 2009
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1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.
She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.
by Roy Sanchez August 08, 2006
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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."

Hugo - "Nice Dude."
by JaredisAbeast July 24, 2009
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