When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

Sexting blue Balls (SBB) by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

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Bluesexual

(adj)/(n)
1. A desperate, lonely, unattractive homosexual or bisexual male who has deep attraction for other male whoever he finds attractive.

Denny is Bluesexual! He has feelings for this guy but afraid to tell him how he feels about him.

Bluesexual by Blue-16 July 10, 2017

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Bluesexual

Bluesexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between people of the opposite sex or gender, but at the same time you also feel fear, hatred, discomfort with, or mistrust of people who are lesbian, gay, or bisexual

I'm sorry! I'm bluesexual I don't like you because you are a faggot, kill yourself faggot!

Bluesexual by eden march January 17, 2023

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