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Blue sex 

Blue sex is when you have very disappointing and unsatisfying intercourse with your partner or when your partner is very bad in bed
"My wife gave some real blue sex last night"
Blue sex by 👣👅 May 31, 2023
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Sexy Blue Caribou 

Sexy Blue Caribou refers to a very attractive male soccer player.
May be abbreviated as "SBC".
Girl 1: OMG! Check out that Sexy Blue Caribou!
Girl 2: He is SOOOO hot. Look! There's a pack of them!
Sexy Blue Caribou by sbclover February 16, 2010

Sexy blue 

Any EXTREMELY sexy shade of blue. Eg:- sky blue, baby blue etc...
I was talkin to this fine ass girl last night. Her eyes were sexy blue...
Sexy blue by DYNAMIC LYRICS June 15, 2009

Sexting blue Balls (SBB) 

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.
Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

Bluesexual 

(adj)/(n)
1. A desperate, lonely, unattractive homosexual or bisexual male who has deep attraction for other male whoever he finds attractive.
Denny is Bluesexual! He has feelings for this guy but afraid to tell him how he feels about him.
Bluesexual by Blue-16 July 10, 2017

Bluesexual 

Bluesexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between people of the opposite sex or gender, but at the same time you also feel fear, hatred, discomfort with, or mistrust of people who are lesbian, gay, or bisexual
I'm sorry! I'm bluesexual I don't like you because you are a faggot, kill yourself faggot!
Bluesexual by eden march January 17, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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