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Blue Banger 

A sex practice:
1) A woman ties a man to a bed with a string around the base of his errect penis to cut off circulation
2) She forces three or four blueberries into the urethra to improve the color
3) She leaves him tied up until his dick becomes rotten and diseased from having no blood supply
4) The woman returns and forces the man's festering dick into her cunt and continues to cram it in until the diseased cock falls apart
5) A group of men then use the hole where the penis used to be for a gangbang
Be careful if you're planning to hook up tonight, you might be in for a Blue Banger
Blue Banger by JuliaSimeone May 30, 2014

Blue banger 

Someone who has a smurf fetish and wants their partner to wear blue body paint when they have sex.
I had to break up with her because she was a blue banger. She always wanted to cover me in blue body paint.
Blue banger by Conor T May 9, 2018

Banger Blue Balls 

When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.
Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.
Banger Blue Balls by panfrio January 20, 2018

Blue Baggers 

Derogatory term ment to describe annoying tour groups at UWEC.
I saw a group of blue baggers on my way to hilltop to get my hangover breakfast.
Blue Baggers by uwechater December 16, 2024

bluebagger 

A nigger just released from prison with all his belongings in a blue bag
There’s another bluebagger released from prison. How many days until he goes back in?

bluebagger 

A nigger just released from prison with all his belongings in a blue bag
Here’s another bluebagger fresh out the joint but he will be back in days.
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