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Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.
Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.
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blue sombrero

Lame corporate marketing campaign that is disguised as viral or hip.
Get Johnstone to do the blue sombrero for the Watkins account.

Check this out... somebody blue sombrero'd the shit out of Urban Dictionary.
blue sombrero by yodeler February 22, 2013

Blue Sombrero

An Atlanta based internet registration company that provides youth soccer organizations with registration and website hosting. This company is an expert in providing youth sports with premium grade registration software.They are considerd they best registration provider in the country.

Blue Sombrero also is the parent company of The Administrator, the nations largest online Youth Soccer Administrator newsletter.
"Guess what dude? We are using Blue Sombrero's Platinum Service to register our teams, schedule our tournaments, and collect our club fees".

"Oh sweet man, that beats using paper registration methods anyday".
Blue Sombrero by Treestand May 13, 2008

blue sambrero 

Feeding your girl a hot mexican fiesta and then fucking her in the anus so hard that a taco comes out of her anus and sits on your cock so that it looks like a hat.
While having sexual intercourse i earned my blue sambrero in her asshole
blue sambrero by Anusfly July 12, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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