Blue Hog

A minor-attracted-person who has an insatiable desire for underage boys, sometimes bordering on obsession.

Mike is such a blue hog; he is always on the lookout for new boys.

Blue Hog by Cicero106 October 27, 2023

Blue Hog

When you cut off circulation to your penis and try to jerk off

Aye bro I heard Gibby try to blue hog in the church today

Blue Hog by ExtraChromieHomie January 17, 2026

Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.

“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!

Blue Ribbon Hog by birdman2346 January 21, 2019