Definitions by birdman2346

Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.

“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!

Blue Ribbon Hog by birdman2346 January 21, 2019

Snorkel 

A type of blowjob where the guy pinches the nose of the girl sucking his dick as she sucks, causing her to make gurgle and snorkel sounds.

Timmy gave Jane a good snorkel
Nancy received a good snorkel from Bill as she sucked his dick

Snorkel by birdman2346 September 5, 2018