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blue boner 

When a guy has sex with a girl that has a blue waffle, his boner is now blue.
Damn, Joe had sex with jenni. She has a blue waffle, he nasty now with his blue boner.
blue boner by Shezaaa October 21, 2013

Blue Boner 

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused
"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"
Blue Boner by dynobot August 24, 2021

Blue Vain Brain Boner 

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a obsession of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, and gets obsessed in his/her thought pattern until his / her thought/idea wears off or the thought gets put into action.
John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a blue vain brain boner.