Blue Balls Bailout
When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
Blue Balls Bailout by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
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Blue Balls Bailout
David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
Blue Balls Bailout by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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