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Blows me
when something just is so surprising , this is the only phrase.
or when you hear something so incredibly stupid
or when you hear something so incredibly stupid
Blows me by mori_darkness April 7, 2017
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Blow me down
"I could ask Squire for some.”
“Without Captain knowing?”
“I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movie “Treasure island”, UK/USA 1950
“Without Captain knowing?”
“I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movie “Treasure island”, UK/USA 1950
Blow me down by ulrich the noble June 6, 2016
blow me like a trumpet
A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
blow me like a trumpet by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020
blow me
1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and blow me.
2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can blow me
2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can blow me
blow me by bonereater84@yahoo.com February 25, 2006
Blow me up Tom
"Blow me up Tom" is the official exit of callers on the Tom Leykis show, a syndicated national radio program that airs in the afternoon/evening. The request is followed by an explosion sound and then the call is terminated.
Blow me up Tom by BMcC August 28, 2004
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