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blowjob face

a woman has a blowjob face if the sight of her face invokes strong urges in most men to urgently get a blowjob from her.
-dude, i think she is very sexy
-yes, she has a great blowjob face. i just can't stop imagining it on the tip of my cock.
blowjob face by sk1nnard November 2, 2006

Blowjob Face

When a bishes makeup is all smeared/messed up from the dirty blowjob she just gave.
Damn look at that girl....that's total blowjob face.
Blowjob Face by MajorLeague55 April 3, 2015

Pizza Face Blowjob 

When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.
That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.
Pizza Face Blowjob by AnselmoJr December 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026