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Q. Was your hotel nice? A. No, it had a Bloset...I had to walk through a sliding closet door to go potty and the clothes hangers were in the same room!
Bloset by Victor Vector December 9, 2008
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when i was young i went to see a bloset

my uncle own's a bloset
bloset by {Avalon} May 6, 2024
The act of being beyond incredibly high due to the ingestion of large quantities of marijuana or other related substances.
Jack: Dude I am so blostod right now

Jimmy: Well of course we are the blostodos
Blostod by Thicc Mandingo April 18, 2019

Mind Blost 

State of mind. When the blosted of minds have been blosted.
Mind Blost by vidhor October 4, 2013

Bosetafuk 

He babe ... We were bosetafuk after dinner before kids got home from grandmas house.
Hey babe though we were bosetafuk . . . .
Bosetafuk by Mtrdocz October 30, 2020
to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.
asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted
blosted by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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