Bloopiphication

The act of plunging a lubricated vacuum hose directly into the anus of a person suffering from severe constipation, in order to dislodge said "Turd".

Risks include: Prolapsed anus, repainted walls (Typically an explosive brown), and rectal bleeding.

Success rate: 14.38%

Yo, Madi had major constipation last night so I had my uncle use bloopiphication her. Had to change my shirt at the end but she's all cleaned out.

by Fat Cock Francis May 4, 2023