Blooming rose

When you are having anal intercourse with a female, and prior to ejaculation, you strike her forcefully with a tazer to make her bowels tighten up increasing the pleasure on ones shaft

Yo dog, I totally gave this skank ass bitch a Blooming rose last night.

by jennifer kenny April 5, 2009

blooming rose

When a person's ass was ran-through so violently it causes their ass to prolapse, and appear to look like a blooming rose.

I gave my girl a blooming rose last night dude, I thought she'd be into it!

by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

Blooming Rose

When having sex with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then cum on her bleeding vagina. The blood coming out of the vagina and mixing with the ejaculate resembles a blooming rose.

Man, when I popped Jenny's cherry last night on the dinner table, I came all over her pussy and gave her a blooming rose, it was hilarious!

by tristanchristian4123549 September 5, 2010

blooming rosebud

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.

"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"

by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009

Bloomin' Brown Rose

When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.

A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"

by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011