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Call a crip a blood 

If there’s a crip in your school you go up to them and call them a blood
Yo crip we blooding together right:call a crip a blood
Call a crip a blood by Call_megoob October 29, 2019

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! 

I wish I knew, sorry young one
A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

r u crip or blood 

"r u crip or blood" is a question (technically not a question; there's no question mark) used by illiterate wanna-be-gangsters who participate in on-line beef battles.
iREP The Truthe says: yo
I GOT DAT GREEN, SZEENN! says: wat
iREP The Truthe says: r u crip or blood
I GOT DAT GREEN, SZEENN! says: yoo im crippin all day yo dun fuk wit me b

bloods and crips 

People who lack the mental power to read. Having this mental disability causes them to lash out at other people with the same disability. They have to wear colors to recognize who is on their side because they cannot tell friends from enemies. They pretend to be tough but are such big pussies they will not go anywhere without a large number of people wearing the same colors.

When they fight they hold their guns diagonal towards the sky with one arm out and move their wrist downwards to point the gun (this is known as holding it "ghetto stlye" and is the trademark of their mental inability which causes a 200% drop in accuracy) at opposing gangs or police.
50 (or fiddy) cent and Snoop Dogg both claim to be from the bloods and crips.

50 cents inability to read and Snoop Doggs missing teeth support this claim.
bloods and crips by Der Kapitan October 17, 2006

bloods and crips 

stupid ass shit.
GANGS that lonely kids join so they can feel wanted,and important.and mostly to brag to their friends about,and act like total bad asses.Alot of them try to start being so in middle school.they throw up their little handsigns and wear blue and red teeshirts.they go around dissing theie friends,trying to start little girl fights.when really if they got in the middle of the real bloods and crips, well it wouldnt be such a good idea. but whatever.
its all a waste of time and a quick way to get into trouble.

crip:hollah C'S UP B'S DOWN!~
bloods:HELL NAW B'S UP C'S DOWN NIGGAH!
crip:Wut you said? I'll get my water gun and pop a cap.
blood:LETS SEEE ILL FIGHT YOU LATER OR SOMETHAN MEET ME AT THE PARK AFTA SCHOOL.
Crip:ok dew!at the park
bloods and crips:LETS GO MANG
crips mom:come home johnny you have to eat dinner and finish your homewrok!
bloods and crips by HANNAH LEEEA February 5, 2008

BLOODS AND CRIPS 

dumb motherfuckers who cant seem to get along. they're gangs
bloods wear red and crips wear blue. they're always killing eachother
why cant they just fuckin get along i mean come on
BLOODS AND CRIPS by irishmoron September 17, 2005
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