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Quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny bitches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. Can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like "cry more", "\cry" and "don't cry, emo kid".
Emo kid: "People just don't get the pain I've been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. The world sucks, my soul is crushed and I can't go on-"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"

Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"
Blog is short for "web log" a popular way to journal your life online for everyone to read.

When you're with someone and something blog-worthy happens, then you say "Blog It" to them. It is a suggestion for the other person to note the incident in their blog.
Neil: "I can't believe that just happened."

Chad: "Dude, you have to Blog It."
blog it by Zilla December 14, 2004
An expression of distaste for an event.

Basically, a sarcastic, rude way of saying, "No thanks, I do not wish to participate, but tell me how it was."
Blake: "Hey, we're going to go to a club in Hollywood, wanna go?"
John: "Blog it."
Blake: "You jerk."
blog it by Sluricane January 26, 2006
Another FAA Compliant method for saying to clear comms.

Follows in the trend of "no one cares" and "write a book".
"Okay, you are to be QUIET because I was just in a 747 and turned into a 737"

"Blog it."
Blog it by RussianWithAPassion March 21, 2022

Blog-it-out 

When the cruel reality of the world affects one so deeply and unjustly, the only course of action to relieve the pain is to blog about it.
Person: What a day! My car broke down, I lost my job, and my girlfriend dumped me! I don't know how I'm going to survive!

Me: You should probably just go home and blog-it-out.
Blog-it-out by amyv23 September 3, 2008

blog about it 

A phrase made famous by the American comic, Doug Stanhope.

It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.
douche: "Pineapple Express didn't live up to my expectations. I'm glad I waited for video..."

Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot
blog about it by the0siris May 21, 2011