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Blog Police 

Especially weak-minded bloggers.

See: pussiesfragglecocksucker
I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.
Blog Police by indochine August 18, 2003

Blog Police 

Usually an A-List blogger who forces thier view of the world down the throats of other bloggers.
At their absolute worst when someone doesn't toe the A-List bloggers party beliefs on what blogging is about.
Usually more about the A-List blogger protecting his or her perceived 'territory' on the web.
Plasticnag is going to completely lose it when he sees that. He's a fully paid-up member of the Blog Police.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026