by Thunderpinky September 21, 2022
Get the Blockism mug.A severe, but rare, illness only affecting those with the surname of "Bluck". Sufferers of this illness frequently feel disgusted by the thought of being in a relationship or any form of sexual advances (Often misdiagnosed as just being Asexual). Symptoms of Bluckism usually include but are not limited to; Having a British accent, being considered as "Rich", Taking enjoyment from other individuals pain/suffering, and very rarely, Terminal Halitosis.
One of the main ways to detect Bluckism in an individual is to check if they have a sudden uncontrolled adoration of the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This happens to 99.9%* of people who have contracted Bluckism, and it is one of the most devastating effects, leading to many hours and days being spent in dark bedrooms gaming. This effect is exacerbated once the inflicted person has been exposed to the thousands of mods that have been made for the game, Which inevitably leads to more hours being dumped into the game.
There are no known cures to this ailment as of yet. There is only one known sufferer of this illness so testing is almost impossible, and research is slim to none.
If you are related to anyone currently afflicted with this illness please contact your nearest hospital so testing can be continued. If Bluckism were to mutate and become contagious, It would result in immediate DEFCON-1 level responses from most governments, and a 24/7 quarantine for infected areas.
One of the main ways to detect Bluckism in an individual is to check if they have a sudden uncontrolled adoration of the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This happens to 99.9%* of people who have contracted Bluckism, and it is one of the most devastating effects, leading to many hours and days being spent in dark bedrooms gaming. This effect is exacerbated once the inflicted person has been exposed to the thousands of mods that have been made for the game, Which inevitably leads to more hours being dumped into the game.
There are no known cures to this ailment as of yet. There is only one known sufferer of this illness so testing is almost impossible, and research is slim to none.
If you are related to anyone currently afflicted with this illness please contact your nearest hospital so testing can be continued. If Bluckism were to mutate and become contagious, It would result in immediate DEFCON-1 level responses from most governments, and a 24/7 quarantine for infected areas.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to James?
Person 2: Oh yeah, He got Bluckism didn't he? Damn, Hope he gets better soon.
Person 2: Oh yeah, He got Bluckism didn't he? Damn, Hope he gets better soon.
by 0_Rick_0 November 19, 2020
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Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.
Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."
Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."
Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.
Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."
Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.
by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011
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"There is only one answer to your question: Blocksmath."
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"There is only one answer to your question: Blocksmath."
by teekay_aus August 6, 2008
Get the Blocksmath mug."Blackism" is the phycological condition that is common among minorities (Namely Latin Americans) and poor white children, inwhich they convince themselves they are infact black. while oblivious to their actual skin color and culture they partake in many of the inner city African American's traditions. how ever these traditions are often carried out in a softcore manner.
Did you notice that Jose is developing a serious case of Blackism? he's wearing baggy clothes, smoking in the high school bathroom, he has tinfoil on his teeth, and he's been bobbing his head while he walks... we should tell the Guidance Department before this gets out of hand.
by MinoritySquasher January 27, 2009
Get the Blackism mug.Crackers crying because black lives matter is racially charged by demonizing the white race is blackism.
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