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Brock Vision

Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.

The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
Brock Vision by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

black vision 

impaired vision after having too many drinks, usually that of blacking out.
Dude I had black vision last night, I like don't even remember what happened...
black vision by youregood June 2, 2011

black tunnel vision 

When black people only agree with things because the person who did it or said it was black.

Black Person Vision 

A magical ability possessed by black people which allows them to see other black people in the dark. A talent white people do not need, since they stick out in the dark like a gay asian in Kansas.

Also known as "B.P.V."
LaDarius: "Ey yo wher Takeisha at? I can't see shit! Damn night, you dark! D:"
JaMarcus: "Use yo B.P.V. yu lazy ass n***a!"
LaDarius: "My what?"
JaMarcus: "Yo Black Person Vision!"
LaDarius: "Aw shit, der she at!"
Black Person Vision by Matwurst September 30, 2010

vision black 

he is one cool awesoem guy in a band called www.trgaicblack.com he is one cool guy in make-up and i myself being a guy want tyo have sex with him or talk for hours
hmm.........johnny slut deathrock
vision black by brandon August 24, 2004