Blob Job 

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

Blob Job by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Blob job 

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.

OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.

Blob job by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008

blob job 

a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.

hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
...

blob job by jewpornstar April 12, 2011

blob job 

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

blob job by nanalover123 October 1, 2019

Blobjob 

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

Blobjob by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

Blobjob 

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

Blobjob by crash2burn April 4, 2010

blobjob 

Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.

Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.

blobjob by Oinkus December 10, 2009