Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.

Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*

Blob Fish by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

Blob fish

Ruby cartledge

Ruby cartledge is a blob fish

Blob fish by Gritbin April 15, 2020

Blobfishism 

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish

Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.

Blobfishism by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

blobfish 

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

blobfish by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

blobfish 

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

blobfish by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

Blobfish 

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.

Blobfish by myblobfish July 6, 2010

social blobfish 

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

social blobfish by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018