Blind Moment

When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.

I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.

Blind Moment by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010

Blind Side Moment 

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.

Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.

Blind Side Moment by MoTown81 January 4, 2012

blond moment

1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .

{ a accidental blond moment)
Bob: Where is my pencil?
Tim: In your hand dumbass!

blond moment by The adventures of Bob and Tim September 22, 2005

double-blink moment

A point in time where someone says something so outrageously stupid that you have to stop, do a double-blink (*blinkblink*) and clear your poor little confused mind before you can respond. Often accompanied by a look around to be sure you are not on a hidden camera show.

"When Mel told me he was sure that the Jews had faked the Holocaust, I had a total double-blink moment."

double-blink moment by thecheckoutgirl January 10, 2009

blond moment

<Blondieus Momentum>

When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out

The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.

<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!

<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?

<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!

blond moment by ErnestTehNoob May 4, 2009

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

blond moment by Nykky July 31, 2005

Bling Blaow Moment

bling blaow moment is a where you get hurt/dissed/embrassed by a bitch.

Matt-Damn i caught my gf at the movies giving this dude a blow job

John- damn thats a bling blaow moment

Matt- nigga that girl just dissed me in front of everybody ab how broke my blackass is

John- damn you stay in bling blaow moments

Bling Blaow Moment by dr. heart July 2, 2009