Blind Friend

A friend who is your friend when her other friends aren't around. But, when they are, she will treat you like trash and ignore you for weeks on time. She bounces to one friend to the next. But it will be a mistake to jump in with the wrong group. The one has a friend like this is sweet, reliable, smart, pretty, the type of girl any guy would want. But some, are shy, and the guy is blinded by the Friend Dumper. He is focused on her not the real friend. But don't worry, when you are older, they will come crawling back to be friends again, then are willing to forgive and maybe get hurt again? Or are you playing it safe, and taking the high road? The choice is yours. My advice, chose wisely, one wrong move might hurt you more.

Girl 1- Who does she think she is?
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.

Blind Friend by The girl ;) May 4, 2015

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Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.

"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"

Blind Friend Date by littleninja13 April 22, 2010

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Blind Friend • Blind Friend Date • Blind Friendly • friend blend • Blind • blind guardian • blind date • Blind Pig • blind sausage whiff • Blind Melon

Blind Friendly

some technology, activity, idea, or challenge adaptive to the blind in a way that makes whatever the task or item unburdening; a statement used by blind people to declare approval of the simplicity or enjoyment of a particularly positive activity or object

A Braille menu at McDonald's is really blind friendly.

The barbwire fence sticking out was not very blind friendly.

The small print on the medicine bottle was not blind friendly.

Graphics on the internet aren't blind friendly.

Tactile maps are blind friendly.

Blind Friendly by James Cole April 29, 2008

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friend blend

When you introduce friends that you've had for a long time to other friends you've had for a long time who have never met, but have lots in common and they become friends, it's a friend blend.

Maryellen knew Sarah and Barbara would hit it off, made a friend blend, and now we are all friends.

friend blend by Eikounday July 26, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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