Blaxident

(noun) A black child born of white woman, particularly when this exposes an affair with a black man.

"Honey, why is our baby black?"
"Dude, relax, its just a blaxident."

by bill_snizzle August 13, 2009

blaccident

Blaccidents come from unknowing use of the camera on a phone, for instance while the phone's in your pocket you take pictures by mistake, burying the real picture you took and want to find under a pile of all-black mistake pictures, or blaccidents.

Unlike butt dials, blaccidents can accumulate up to the hundreds without anyone being able to warn against what you are doing.

Oh crap, you have to see this awesome thing, here look!! -- oh wait, no that one's just a blaccident. Oh no, so is this one!!! Where is that picture!!

by Big Baby Buc October 16, 2014

blaxicant

blaxicant: a tall, obnoxious guy. usually affiliated with white girls from richer towns them himself. dark skinned, cant do many things including. being nice. keeping a girl. talking to people
and having a life

hes such a blaxicant, i hate him

by emilyyyLMAO April 18, 2010

plaxident

the stupidest thing one can possibly do to oneself

When Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, he swore it was a plaxident

by Stefihoe December 9, 2008

Plaxident

1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.

"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"

by Jasóncito December 9, 2008

Plaxidental Shooting

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.

Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.

by fkiczula November 28, 2011

Blaccident

When a well meaning white person accidentally makes a racial slur or reference about a person of color.

I brought some fried chicken over to Andre's house and didn't even think about how racist that would seem! I totally had a Blaccident!

by JenJaxon December 3, 2011