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Sepp Blattered 

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010
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battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

battered 

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up
dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
battered by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

sepp blatter 

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

Battered little spadge 

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman
I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

blathered 

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,
Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered
blathered by skooczy May 7, 2015

battered 

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
battered by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003