Fucking Christ

An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.

After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".

"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.

After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.

by J-Hova September 3, 2006

jesus fucking christ

A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.

"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"

"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"

by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017

jesus fucking christ

the way italians say i haven't seen you for a while

jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate

by ray March 25, 2005

Jesus Fucking Christ

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!

by kariusvega April 19, 2018

jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

by meetthetony August 28, 2005

god fucking christ

An exclamation to use when extremely frustrated.

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

titty fucking christ

an aot of surprise that may be very vulgar for some

titty fucking christ im drunk as fuck

by Pierce February 20, 2005