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Blastoise
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When someone is very
inebriated
,
to the point that
being a Pokemon makes
complete
sense.
Dad: Son, where
are you
?
Son:
Father
, I am Blastoise
Dad: Oh, lol,
have fun
by
Daski
May 3, 2011
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