Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.

Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.

Orange Blastaphon by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009

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blasicinowhinotianchishanazi

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.

Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi by Sister Mary Lephant March 18, 2010

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Basia

The most amazing sweetest girl you will ever meet. Basia is very pretty (so is her name) Basia is as loyal as a dog and she is someone you could rant to for hours! She is the best friend ever and you would be the luckiest person ever to meet a Basia. Super talented and good at everything. PERFECT

Person 1: I wish I was perfect like that girl
Person 2: ya her name is probably Basia

Basia by The.real.og June 20, 2018

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