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barnoldswick
Rock 'n' Roll town in Lancs. Ccontains such legends as Tony "Tucker" Pollit, Brett "the hitman" Hartley, Matt Heald and Adam "the hooker" Wheeler.
I saw Tony "Tucker" in barnolsweek what a legend.Barnoldswick is way more hanging than scum bucket earby.
barnoldswick by matty hasan May 15, 2007
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The Barnold Effect
Once a particular a member of an online chat, Skype call, etc. begins acting derpy, the likeliness that the conversation will become more derpy and off topic increases.
"Man I just got out of a really long Skype call."
"Really? What was it about?"
"Well it started off being really philosophical, but then it ended up being about Batman."
"Yeah, that would be the Barnold effect."
"Really? What was it about?"
"Well it started off being really philosophical, but then it ended up being about Batman."
"Yeah, that would be the Barnold effect."
The Barnold Effect by Sprite1701 February 22, 2014
Barnold
Barnold, a term used to refer to a specific teacher. Barnold is sometimes laid back and usually out of touch. On occasion she chooses to ignore things she doesn't like.
Barnold by Bill the science kid October 26, 2017
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barnold
well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!
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