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the black bandit 

the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.
the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.

Black Shoes Bandit

Someone that perks off during work hours in a public office restroom.
The Black Shoes Bandit was a t it again in the bathroom this morning.

blankbandit 

a small man who will tie you up and take you out to the woods and bury you alive
I hope the blankbandit doesn't get me