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Blam Jam 

Slang for postural hypotension, the sensation of feeling dizzy or lightheaded after standing up too fast.
"I'll be there in a minute I just had a major Blam Jam."
Blam Jam by Blague Czar November 21, 2021
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Blam-Jam 

When a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off.
"Dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night."
Blam-Jam by Fuck Me Funny September 20, 2011

Blam-Jam 

When a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off.
"Dude wheres all the jelly at?"

"Oh, Jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from Jenny"

"Awesome!"
Blam-Jam by Blamjam not Hamjam October 3, 2011

Pajama Jammy Blam

“Pajama Jammy Blam” - the enviro safe practice of ejaculating into your sleeping attire from the night before. The idea being to eliminate the need for a towel, sock, or Kleenex. It’s an environmentally responsible way to help your household become more sustainable by reducing laundry loads.......
I’m doing my part to help cut down on unnecessary laundry by utilizing the Pajama Jammy Blam.

The wife rolled over with a headache first thing in the morning so I had to resort to a pajama jammy blam to get my day started.

Blamjam Balooga 

A stank mother fucker that always steals food from anyone at anytime, anywhere, and in any situation. Has a lazy-eye with fat ass feet. Also may have shit breath and dirty socks with flip-flops. Names may be: Tevin, Jessica, or Anthony

So if a mother fucker stay stealing your shit, he's a Blamjam Balooga.
Bitch! You always taking my food! You fuckin Blamjam Balooga
Blamjam Balooga by Jambastix March 28, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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