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1. Bladder AIDS
2. Bacterial lesions accidental infectious death syndrome
My friend Carrie needs a bladder transplant, she has BLAIDS.
BLAIDS by batherton June 18, 2009
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A word often associated with the hippies suggesting their "organic" diet is more superior than that of their peers. These folk often contract an STD from their too loving aunt hence the the term "aids" in "blaids".
"Yoh dude what's that on your lip ..... do you have blaids?"
Blaids by Bigshaq2plus2 November 1, 2017
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The black version of aids. Once a person infected with jungle fever gets his or her fix, he/she contracts the blaids virus. If he/she spreads the virus to another non-black person, that person contracts secondhand blaids. (the less dangerous version that can be defeated by approximately 19 herps (depends on the herp's standing with the dollar))
Justin's girlfriend just came off a terrible case of jungle fever. Justin has blaids.
blaids by blaisen44 April 14, 2009

J BLAIDS 

J BLAIDS by 2nd lunch March 28, 2017
To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.
I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.
blaid by BAGbc September 2, 2013

luna blaise 

luna blaise is an underrated talented singer. she is best known for being in jacob sartorius 's music video sweatshirt. and for being in fresh off the boat playing nicole. she is an october baby being born on the first , she is 17 ( as of 2019 , january ) she is a very gorgeous teen and is also best friends with loren gray. she is also an actress and is currently in nbc 's manifest playing her role as olive stone. her fandom is known as the cherry gang
are you part of the cherry gang ?! luna blaise 's fandom ! they are so rad !!
luna blaise by crys c January 30, 2019

Millenium Force Braids 

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.
Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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