Blagfoot

An old black man that begs for money but doesn’t try to get a job and got ugly hair

Your such a blagfoot !

by Релis August 17, 2022

bagfoot

A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.

Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.

by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

blagnoot

1. n. Anything that is meaningless or makes no sense. Rubbish.

2. n. An idiot that doesn't contribute to society.

1. Today I wrote a bunch of blagnoot in English class. It looked like something my kid brother would write.

2. I can't believe your friend Freddy. What a stupid blagnoot. Does he know anything?

by TomEd November 8, 2008

blagoot

It's that spot somewhere between your asshole and your genitals but not quite your gooch

Bro you better not touch my blagoot tonight

by Teehoe May 10, 2018