Blade eater 

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

Blade eater by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023

Blame-Eater 

Blame-Eater:

A person who happily accepts blame for things they didn't do, mostly to take the pressure off others and/or to assuage someone else's feelings, and also to avoid arguments and end the silliness of the blaming conversation. The blame-eater is comfortable enough in knowing themselves so as not to worry what others think, so the blame disappears in a puff of smiles.

John can be a bit blaming. Luckily, Jane adores him, doesn't want to fight, and doesn't mind being the blame-eater.
"So it's my fault now? Okay, I'll take the blame. Let's hug."

Blame-Eater by JaneGordon.com February 2, 2023

bladeehater123 

A latvian teapage that exposes racists, abliests and sexual harassers

Person: Yo
Person2: I'm posting this on bladeehater123 ew! get away from me you abliest.

bladeehater123 by catchaplose4 December 28, 2020

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades 

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007