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Blackout Date 

Commonly misued by airlines and credit card companys, a blackout date is the action of taking a girl out on some sort of date which has the sole purpose of getting her blacked out so she will engage in activites she normally wouldn't agree to. This can be done the traditional way with dinner at a nice restaurant involving many glasses of wine, followed by drinks at a bar until the desired amount of word slurrage and stumbling occurs. Other non-traditional methods include inviting a girl on a date, having her meet you at your house and then feeding her "pre-dinner" shots and drinks until she's agreeing with your notion to "stay in".
Guy 1: "I can't believe Amy agreed to go out with you, where're you taking her?"
Guy 2: "Probably to Vallarta's to get some 60oz margaritas and some chips, if she's lucky"
Guy 1: "So it's a blackout date then?"
Guy 2: "You know it, I'll have the end of the night video ready by tomorrow afternoon"
Guy 1: "Great Success!"
Blackout Date by SirChris November 20, 2006
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Blackout Dates 

Overalpping days upon which all the women a male is dating happen to be engaged in menstrual cycles, resulting in no available choices for sexual activity.
Man, I was hoping to have a date tonight, but all I got is blackout dates from all my girls.
Blackout Dates by pwrmacjedi July 13, 2010

sexual blackout dates 

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026